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| Fan Forum's Finest   | A Christmas Story (1983) "You'll shoot your eye out"  Waiters: [singing] Deck the halls with boughs of horry, ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra. Owner: No, no, not 'ra ra ra ra', 'la la la la'! Try again. Waiters: Deck the halls with boughs of horry, ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra. ~~  Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb! Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick! Flick: You're full of it! Schwartz: Oh yeah? Flick: Yeah! Schwartz: Well I double-DOG-dare ya! Narrator: NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare ya"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare. Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya! Narrator: Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!  [Ralphie is seeing Santa, only he can't remember what he wanted] Santa Claus: How about a nice football? Ralphie as Adult: Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'. Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here. Ralphie as Adult: A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up! Ralphie: [Is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid. ~~ Mr. Parker: Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian. Mrs. Parker: Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, dear. Mr. Parker: Oh, yeah. __________________ Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark? Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.    Jenny | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest   Joined: Nov 2003
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| Yay, I love this movie! __________________ remembering your touch, your kiss, your warm embrace | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest Joined: Nov 2003
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| By far the best Christmas film ever! __________________ remembering your touch, your kiss, your warm embrace | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest | I totally agree, along with Christmas Vacation being my second most favorite __________________ Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark? Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights. Jenny | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest Joined: Nov 2003
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| Fan Forum's Finest | Me too, I love the two Home Alone movies as well. I never seen Miracle on 34th Street believe it or not  Im going to have it. I love when Ralphie's little brother kept following him and his friends around saying "Wait up guys, come on"  __________________ Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark? Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights. Jenny | |||
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| Master Fan  Joined: Aug 2001
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| "You'll shoot your eye out!" Classic Christmas flick!"Flick?...Flick who?" C __________________ Anti B/B...because it's GROSS. Paradox~He's her whack-a-doodle moonpie!! | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest Joined: Nov 2003
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| I love those! And the kid with the tongue stuck to the pole. __________________ remembering your touch, your kiss, your warm embrace | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest | Oh man I use to always look away at that scene because it looked like it hurt so much even though it was fake __________________ Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark? Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights. Jenny | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest Joined: Nov 2003
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| I know, that poor kid was in agony! __________________ remembering your touch, your kiss, your warm embrace | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest | I know, I like when Ralphie says the F word right in front of the dad and Ralphie had the face like "omg Im going to die" __________________ Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark? Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights. Jenny | |||
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| Loyal Fan  Joined: Mar 2005
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| ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra. That part is always funny when I see it. __________________ Ben: This is something no one's ever heard about, and no one's ever seen before. This is hell on earth. -NOTLD -John- | |||
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It's right up there with It's A Wonderful Life for my Christmas Movies to watch 
