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Old 01-01-2005, 08:37 PM
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Luke's Quote Thread #1

The writers on Gilmore Girls are probably the best in the world. Let's post some of Luke's quotes here!

"Oh hey, if by some chance you knock on the door but no one answers even though all the lights are on, I'll just meet you there." (Secrets and Loans)
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Old 01-01-2005, 08:47 PM
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The first line Luke ever said on the show, a classic:

"How many cups have you had this morning?" (Pilot)
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Old 01-01-2005, 09:04 PM
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Red meat can kill you. Enjoy.

From the pilot, I believe.
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Old 01-01-2005, 09:07 PM
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A classic

"Crazy people. Whole town should be medicated and put in a rec room with ping pong tables and hand puppets." from Sadie, Sadie
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Old 01-01-2005, 09:27 PM
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Old 01-01-2005, 09:32 PM
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LORELAI: Yup. It came in handy, let me tell you. Not one shoelace fatality on my watch. [he sets a mug in front of her] You remembered.

LUKE: Yup. A couple things about you stick. You have a good time?


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LORELAI: Keeping tabs on me?

LUKE: Always safer to know which direction the tornado's coming from.
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Old 01-01-2005, 11:04 PM
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Old 01-02-2005, 03:01 AM
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My three favorite Luke quotes (in no particular order)

LUKE: Hey, neighbor, the guys next door just ran out of crack to sell, so they sent me over to borrow a cup. Hey, nice place. You put those holes there yourself?
(Luke Can See Her Face)

EMILY: Hello. I have to go. I’ll see you for dinner tonight, Lorelai. And Luke, I’m sure I’ll see you again soon. What do you think of the Romanovs?
LUKE: They probably had it coming.
EMILY: A match made in heaven.
(Dead Uncles and Vegetables)

LORELAI: What are you doing?
LUKE: Will you just stand still?
(Raincoats and Recipes)
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Old 01-02-2005, 09:15 AM
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"We did not make out. We did not go out. We did nothing that involved the word out."

from Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:05 AM
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Lorelai, this thing we're doing here -- me, you -- I just want you to know I'm in. I am all in"

(Written in the Stars)
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:08 AM
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LORELAI: Have you ever had Mad Cow Disease?
LUKE: Twice last week and my coloring was wonderful.

(They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?)
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Old 01-02-2005, 12:13 PM
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A funny Luke quote:

Luke: Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no." And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no."
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Old 01-02-2005, 12:34 PM
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"Well what can I say. Chicks dig a man with a feminine side." (Double Date)
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Old 01-02-2005, 12:43 PM
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[Luke looks at his hand] "Got a handful of Barbie." (4.13 - Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels)

"Dear God, yes." (5.01 - Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller)

"you just keep thinking like you'd think." (5.10 – But Not as Cute as Pushkin )


These are just a few of my favourites.


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Old 01-02-2005, 02:51 PM
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Two of my favorite exchanges from season 1:

From Kiss and Tell...

LUKE: Coffee? (no answer) Aw, come on. Are you mad at me too? I mean, a man can't choose whether or not he wants a picture of a fat, stupid bird on his wall? My God, that's the reason the damn Pilgrims came here in the first place.
LORELAI: Luke, I wasn't snubbing you. I didn't hear you and now I'm concerned about you.
LUKE: Sorry, just feeling a little persecuted lately.
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LUKE: I'm not gonna say you look concerned.
LORELAI: I'm not gonna talk about how good you'd look dressed like one of the guys from 'The Crucible.'
LUKE: Fair enough.

and...

From P.S. I Lo...

RORY: Hey, Luke came to the table, does that make him number three?
LUKE: No.
LORELAI: You don't even know what we're doing.
LUKE: The safest answer in anything involving the two of you is no.
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