Katherine Heigl - KH: Caption It!

bluntsbitch · 01-06-2005, 01:31 PM

How I love Caption It! games. I love that funniest screencaps thread on over at the Roswell board, so I thought why not have one just for Katie here at her own board, ya know?

You can post anything you want, provided its from something Katie's been in, post challenges for others ... you name it. I just completed this at a friend's message board where we hang out and talk nonsense and I just HAD to post it here ...

Cici's Bride of Chucky Parody (rated, erm, PG-13 ...? )
[ if it isn't appropriate, lemme know, Pav or Sarah

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JESSE: Jade, this just isn’t working out for me.

JADE: What do you mean? What’s wrong?

JESSE: The sex isn’t good anymore. We need to spice things up a little … do you trust me?

JADE: You know I do.

JESSE: So…any ideas yet?

JADE: Maybe a little fun outdoors, if you get my meaning …
JESSE: Never mind that; let’s get to the motel…I’ve got something I want to show you.

LATER THAT NIGHT ...

(Watching some sadistic porn video that Jesse’s dug out for the occasion)

JESSE (to himself) She’ll never allow me to do that!

bluntsbitch · 01-06-2005, 01:33 PM

HOOKER: Honey … no, that’s just wrong! Sex at gunpoint?!

JESSE: Did you hear her? Mocking my porno!
JADE: Oh come on, you know that I’d never agree to that in a million years!

HOOKER: Ahhh. So you’re trying to liven this relationship up, huh?

JADE: Sorry, I am not taking sex advice from some two-bit hooker…

HOOKER: Fine, have it your way. (her Pimp arrives) Whaddya say to a little group action…?

JADE: This place is a little crowded and I never really was one to share, so if you’ll excuse me…
PIMP: Woah, what’s the rush darlin’?

JADE: Woah, that tickles…!

EVEN LATER THAT NIGHT ...

JADE: Hello, is this the Gay and Lesbian Switchboard? Good, I have a problem.
I don’t think my boyfriend is being totally honest with me…

***Pav*** · 01-06-2005, 03:33 PM

Thanks for starting the thread, Lee, it's amazing!

I'll be back with another short story.

roswellain_chick16 · 01-07-2005, 11:31 PM

Hahaaha, great short story, please do continue

*Pink Lady* · 01-15-2005, 05:22 AM

OMG!

That is excellent!

delfino_la_meep · 01-21-2005, 08:21 AM

they are brilliant! you're really good at this!!

Anna-Liisa · 01-28-2005, 10:46 AM

Posted this at Nick board

Who are you??

I'm your new girlfr--erm, sister. Since Tess did a nasty thing to ya...

So you're basically a new alien to betray me?

If you really want to put it that way....

Ngatiara · 01-28-2005, 01:36 PM

Cici!!

What a scream, I love it... Especially the last cap, with Katie on the phone! Absolutely perfect!

Anna, great one with Lonnie! I love the way the caps seem to come from the same scene, but we all know that they don't! Well done!

Tahra

*Pink Lady* · 01-29-2005, 11:01 AM

I love this thread! You guys are so funny!

roswellain_chick16 · 01-30-2005, 05:11 AM

Oooh I

em - I loved the eps that featured Lonnie and the gang mmm sexy sexy

Ngatiara · 02-07-2005, 12:42 AM

I guess everyones funny bones are dead lately!

And no, I can't think of any, sorry.

Tahra

***Pav*** · 02-07-2005, 01:26 AM

Let's make a deal. I'll post caps and you'll caption them. OK?

Ngatiara · 02-07-2005, 02:25 AM

Oooo... I like that idea. Saves me having to search for the caps, saves you having to think too hard for something funny! Works out for both of us!

Tahra

***Pav*** · 02-07-2005, 02:41 AM

Sounds like a plan!

Ngatiara · 02-07-2005, 02:59 AM

Okay... I know this is pretty sad, but it was all I could think of!

Alexia: I want to kiss you...

Alexia thinking: Now how did he get that in his ear?
Kyle thinking: Crap... I hope she didn't find that gum in my ear... I was saving it for later!

It was all I could think of, because at first I put something else, and then realised, damn, that actually happened in the movie!! It's been too long since I've seen it.

Tahra