Anatomy of a Date Crime
by lilstinker
On August 20, 2004 Ian answered the following Friday Five question
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Question: To set the record straight.... did you ever date:
Katherine Moennig?
Amy Smart?
Melina Kevorkian?
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With
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Answer:
Katherine Moennig? No
Amy Smart? No, but wanted to...
Melina Kevorkian? No
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Shortly after that the following phone conversation occurred
Ring!
IAN
Hello?
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
Hello Ian, this is She Whose name shall not be mentioned
IAN
Oh, hello!
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
Yes, well I just read the Friday Five questions for this week on iansomerhalder.net
IAN
Oh really?! I didn't know you read those.
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
Yes, I do. And you've got some 'splaining to do mister! What do you mean we never dated? And how could you say you never dated me and yet you wanted to date Amy Smart? Hmmm?
IAN
Now, I never said I wanted to date her. I wrote "No but wanted to..."
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
You wanted to what?
IAN
I wanted to....
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
Yes?
IAN
Tell her that I wasn't interested in her at all!
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
Uh, huh. But how could you say we never dated? What about the time we
and the time we
And then there was that time on the ...
Two hours later....
And not to mention the time we.....
IAN
Alright, alright! I get the point. It's just that I was...
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
You were what? Not thinking? I have half mind to fly to Hawaii and smack you upside your pointy alien head!
IAN
OMG!!! Have you been lurking on my board on FF too?
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
Never mind that! I tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna tell everyone just how well you do the Chicken Dance. How about that?
IAN
No! No! Anything but that!
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
Or how about the real reason your nickname was Munchie on Young Americans?
IAN
Gasp!
You wouldn't!
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
Oh yes I would!!
IAN
You do that and I'll tell everyone that you're...
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
That I'm what?
IAN
Perftectly perfect in everyway.
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
You got that right!
IAN
Listen before you do anything rash, I'll make it up to you I swear!
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
You'd better!
IAN
I will. And She Whose Name Shall Not be Mentioned?
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
Yes?
IAN
I still I love you.
SHE WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED
Tell me something I don't know.
Click!
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Friday Five September 17, 2004
Question: Do you consider yourself old-fashioned and romantic or more of a modern, liberal kind of guy when it comes to women and dating?
Answer: I am all of the above, I think. The word “date” is to me the worst word in the world. By definition it makes sense, but I hate dating and usually refuse to do it. I’m always introduced to people and start “seeing” them and can be very liberal (isn’t that word for politics?) or old-fashioned and romantic with a more “modern” approach. Quite frankly, I truly believe you can be all of those things and that’s what makes a great date/partner…
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