[wickedfiend]

Welcome to the House/Cuddy thread, the sexiest, snarkiest, guiltiest, most sarcastic place in all of fanforum. If you like the relationship between House and Cuddy, be it their snarkylicious repartee or the mind-blowing sexual tension, this is the place for you. Sit back, kick a Vicodin or two (watch it, some of them are placebos) and enjoy yoursef. Don't forget to invite all your friend!

House/Cuddy Shippers

1. -= Lazy Days =- (Caro)
2. chrissy1302
3. Untouchable
4. Darh Lady
5. Mooshu
6. ~ Janet ~
7. Leyton_Rox
8. jayta
9. Astra
10. Swamy
11. wickedfiend
12. akikoxv87
13. ~*Echo*~
14. BuffyAngelbigandcarrie
15. friendsholic
16. - Linn -
17. Niuxita
18. Wynne
19. cazly
20. neelant
21. Crash & Burn
22. Moonie
23. Qwizzical777
24. exhumed potato
25. charlize20
26. KerBear
27. LoLoz
28. -Summer-
29. Mrs.PierceMariano
30. DreamTramp47
31. csikicksurass22
32. xx-Shelly-xx
33. Miss Zennie
34. LGrocks86
35. provocative
36. hmfc1874
37. BrucasRocks
38. ChoirNerd
39. 4biddenluv
40. HorrorRocky
41. Kiara99
42. SoSaysI81
43. Carlabehr
44. *Lonnie*
45. Jadecorleone
46. AmericanDirrty
47. Ellabella87
48. schroedy
49. JustAKid
50. valiy5
51. -->> ViRGiNi@ <<--
52. ~-Sarah-~

If you'd like to be added to the list, let us know.

Do you have any doubts? Doubt no more!

House and Cuddy Belong Together

- Because Cuddy watches and quotes General Hospital and that makes House smile. (1x01 Pilot)
- Because it's a game, and Cuddy's gonna win. (1x03 Occam's Razor)
- Because he has her home phone number, in case anything comes up at three o'clock in the morning. (1x03 Occam's Razor)
- Because House thinks Cuddy is an 'excellent council'. (1x03 Occam's Razor)
- Because Wilson suspects House has a thing for Cuddy. (1x03 Occam's Razor)
- Because Wilson advises House to take his pills and go and 'kiss Cuddy's ass.' (1x03 Occam's Razor)
- Because she likes the way he looks in a lab coat. (1x15 Mob Rules)
- Because whenever she gets sick, she makes House take the medicine. (1x16 Safe)

- Because he knows where she keeps her spare keys. (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because House has done handy-man work for her. (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because he knows 'where it all happens.' (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because he likes to get around to her panties. (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because they're too nasty to each other not to have been... nasty. (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because Stacy is curious as to why House is curious about Cuddy. (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because they're so in sync, they're wearing each other's underwear. (Chop-chop time) (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because he thinks she's a good boss. (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because everyone thinks they've had sex before. (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because House trusts Cuddy enough to drop his pants in front of her. (2x13 Skin Deep)
- Because he knows all her poker tells. (2x17 All In)
- Because even so, she can still beat him at poker. (2x17 All In)
- Because she doesn't like nice boys. (2x22 Forever)
- Because going through someone's garbage equals love. (2x22 Forever)
- Because he thinks she's smart, funny, and has a zesty bod. (2x22 Forever)
- Because he knows her ovulation cycle and it's not based on how bitchy she gets. (2x22 Forever)
- Because he wants to know when 'their' date is going to happen. (2x22 Forever)
- Because she knows all his friend. (2x23 Who's Your Daddy)
- Because he already got to second base. (2x23 Who's Your Daddy)
- Because microbes can be sneaky. Keep rubbing, House! (2x23 Who's Your Daddy)

- Because he drank from her water bottle. (3x01 Meaning)
- Because she knows exactly what type of cases that he wants ("Oh, well played, Sir.") (3x01 Meaning)
- Because he thanked her for putting him in a ketamine-induced coma and changing his life. (3x01 Meaning)
- Because he thought about her while in the shower. (3x02 Cane and Able)
- Because he noticed her breasts looked firmer. (3x02 Cane and Able)
- Because he pretended to fall, just to get her to touch him. (3x02 Cane and Able)
- Because he knew that withholding information from him wasn't her idea. (3x02 Cane and Able)

- Because she's the object of his obvious fascination.
- Because she likes him and trusts him.
- Because they keep each other's secrets.
- Because Wilson/Cuddy doesn't do it for House.
- Because a flesh tube is way more fun that a test tube!
- Because she always protects him.
- Because she isn't scared of him.
- Because nobody else can deal with him like she does.
- Because she drives him crazy.
- Because she wants his babyjuice.
- Because Teh Lisa says so.
- Because she only has thighs for him.
- Because she makes him smile, but he'll never admit that.
- Because he spends most of his time thinking or talking about her breasts.
- Because they both hate the Yankees.
- Because he loves her funbags (who doesn't?).

The House/Cuddy Soundtrack

- Always On Your Side by Sheryl Crow
Well they say that love is in the air, but never is it clear / How to pull it close and make it stay / Butterflies are free to fly, and so they fly away / And I'm left to carry on and wonder why / Even through it all, I'm always on your side.

- Blue Eyes by Cary Brothers
Blue eyes / you're all that I need / Blue eyes / you're the sweet to my mean.

- Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews Band
Hike up your skirt a little more / and show the world to me / Hike up your skirt a little more / and show your world to me.

- Delicate by Damien Rice (heard in the episode Humpty Dumpty)
We might make out / when nobody's there / It's not that we're scared / it's just that it's delicate.

- Light Years Away by Mozella
It's almost like you had it planned / how you smiled and shook my hand / and said 'I'm about to screw you over big time.'

- Lonely September by Plain White Ts
I'm sittin' here tryin' to convince myself / That you're not the one for me / But the more I think, the less I believe it / And the more I want you here with me.

- Momentum by The Hush Sound
You are the scar on my tissue / Should I fall for you? / All we need is a little bit of momentum / breakdown these walls that we've built around ourselves.

- No One Else by Natalie Walker
But this is us intertwined and on fire / I cannot stop I’m consumed with desire / Hey love I am at the point of no restraint / Let’s just make a move and feel the earth quake.

- No Sleep Tonight by The Feaders
you can't stop this, feeling / you can't run away, baby, I'm whats on your mind / you won't get, no sleep tonight / you want me, you want me all the time.

- Pretty When You Cry by VAST
You're made of my rib or baby / you're made of my sin / and I can't tell where your lust ends / and where your love begins / I didn't want to hurt you baby / but you're pretty when you cry.

- Samson by Regina Spektor
I cut his hair myself one night / a pair of dull scissors in the yellow light / and he told me that I'd done alright / and kissed me til the morning light.

- Sway by The Perishers
I don’t wanna hurt you / I don't wanna make you sway / Like I know I've done before / I will not do it anymore / I've always been a dreamer / I've had my head among the clouds / Now that I'm coming down / Won't you be my solid ground?

- The Walk by Imogen Heap
Stop that now; you’re as close as it gets without touching me / No it’s not meant to be like this, not what I planned at all / I don’t want to feel like this, so that makes it all your fault.

- Turn Me On by Norah Jones
You're the one who turns me off / you're the only one who can turn me back on.

- When Love and Hate Collide by Def Leppard
I don't wanna fight no more / I don't know what we're fighting for / When we treat each other, baby / like an act of war.

- Wonderwall by Oasis
Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me.

- You Can't Always Get What You Want by the Rolling Stones (featured in the episodes Pilot and The Honeymoon)
You can't always get what you want / but if you try sometimes / you just might find / you get what you need.

-The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by George Harrison
I forgive you / cause i can't forget you / you got me in between / the devil and the deep blue sea // i should hate you / but i guess i love you / you got me in between / the devil and the deep blue sea

What Others Are Saying About House and Cuddy

Wilson: "Do you have a thing for her? The only people who can get to you-" (...) "Do me a favor. Take one of these, wait five minutes for it to kick in, and find Cuddy, and kiss her ass." {Occam's Razor}

Foreman: "So how did you know about her key? You been doing a little handyman work for Cuddy yourself?" {Humpty Dumpty}

Chase: "You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been…nasty." {Humpty Dumpty}

Stacy: "You know her." (...) "I’m just saying take it easy on her. You owe her that." {Humpty Dumpty}

Cameron: "Maybe between your incredibly witty remarks about anal sex and Cuddy's breasts, you could've tipped me off."

Vogler: "Are you sleeping with House?" (...) "But you did, right? A long time ago?" (...) "If your judgment is compromised by prior or current relationship, that is my business." {Control}

Wilson: (to House) "Why are YOU so worried about Cuddy?" {Forever}

David Shore: "House and Cuddy, there seems to be a sexuality to them no matter what I write."

Past Thread Titles

#1 - House/Cuddy Appreciation Thread
#2 - He Teases Her With His Lollipop
#3 - The Hands On Experience
#4 - Someone Like You
#5 - I Only Have Thighs For You

Possible Future Thread Titles

#6 - Because Flesh Tubes are More Fun than Test Tubes
#6 - Because She's Ovulating and Ready

Links

- House & Cuddy at LiveJournal.
- Something To Say Yes To - our fanfic archive

[Brilliant Disguise]

Thanks for the new thread

I have a question. From what episode is the House/Cuddy pic in the second banner? I don't remember that one...
Or is it a manip

[silver lining]

Hee. Awesome title.

Gorgeous banners I think the second is a manip but I'm not sure...

[SoSaysI81]

Thanks for the thread, love the title!

Love the banners as well

[Mrs.Almeida]

Great title
I am not really a shipper for those two, but I love their friendship *ducks*

[csikicksurass22]

New thread, looks amazing i love all the banner

[-= Lazy Days =-]

OMG, new thread, yay! I love all the new banners. Gorgeous!

Did you guys love the premiere or what? That mind blowing chemistry is still there. They ought to teach a class, with plenty of visuals.

[HorrorRocky]

I absolutely love the title of this thread. The premeire was great. So much sexual tension between the two of them I just wanted to scream at the screen and than go find David Shore and Scream at him for not doing anything about it yet!!!! LOL.

[csikicksurass22]

Awwww it was so cute when she said "I see him every day" that was so sweet. I hope she is the one to tell him (It better be *shakes fist*) because she was crying for House

[-= Lazy Days =-]

I get the feeling she'll be the one to tell him, especially when she finds out his pain is back. Cuddy's guilt is a powerful thing.

[csikicksurass22]

That would be adorible if she felt guilty

I am still learning how to make Mini movie icons but i made a Huddy one so far
I hope it's ok

[-= Lazy Days =-]

I love that scene. They were flirting the pants off each other.

You know, I kinda wish the premiere had made some sort of reference to House and Cuddy playing tennis or golf together. Seems kinda silly that House spent all his time running, when golf is one of his favorite things to do. And Cuddy golfs, so.

A tennis match between these two would be so snarky I'd die of happiness.

[wickedfiend]

Yay, thanks for your kind comments, guys! *squees*

Yup, the "Friends and Lovers" banner is a manip, from Forever because that scene was made of awesome. He said "hey" to her! And Wilson was all WTF about it, and I loved it.

House never feels sympathy...or rarely does. But he did for Cuddy. He actually cared and felt bad for her that she was embarassed. I loved that. He actually cared and correct me if I'm wrong: but that's one of the few times we've actually seen that softer side of him. *combusts* SO RAWR!!

We also need to start brainstorming for the next thread's title. Tomorrow, after school, I'll be working on some more banners and a surprise banner for the thread! Whee! I'm all excited!

Let's make this thread all spiffeh! RAWR!


csikicksyurass22 - that icon is fab! *pets*

[HorrorRocky]

csikicksurass22 that icon is awesome. What scene is that from though I'm having a mind blank. I love Hugh's smile in it though it's adorable.

[hmfc1874]

Yay new thread

Love the title. Love the banners. Love that icon csikicksurass22. Just generally love House and Cuddy.