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Joined: Nov 2004
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Luke's Quote Thread #1
The writers on Gilmore Girls are probably the best in the world. Let's post some of Luke's quotes here!
"Oh hey, if by some chance you knock on the door but no one answers even though all the lights are on, I'll just meet you there." (Secrets and Loans) __________________
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Passionate Fan
Joined: Nov 2004
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The first line Luke ever said on the show, a classic:
"How many cups have you had this morning?" (Pilot) |
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Supreme Fan
Joined: Nov 2001
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SP's favorite line-
Red meat can kill you. Enjoy. From the pilot, I believe. __________________
RORY: What'd I miss? EMILY: I was just admiring your mother's life. RORY: Oh, I do that daily. |
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Master Fan
Joined: Aug 2004
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A classic
"Crazy people. Whole town should be medicated and put in a rec room with ping pong tables and hand puppets." from Sadie, Sadie |
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Ultimate Fan
Joined: Jan 2002
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There is no fate, there is no destiny, there is no luck. Astrology is ridiculous. Tarot cards tell you nothing. You cannot read a palm. Tea leaves make tea and nothing else. Jim Morrison is not hanging out with Elvis, and the Kennedys did not kill Marilyn.
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Total Fan
Joined: Nov 2001
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LORELAI: Yup. It came in handy, let me tell you. Not one shoelace fatality on my watch. [he sets a mug in front of her] You remembered.
LUKE: Yup. A couple things about you stick. You have a good time? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx LORELAI: Keeping tabs on me? LUKE: Always safer to know which direction the tornado's coming from. __________________
Booth: Alright. What I want you to do is take off your glasses, is shake out your hair, and say "Mr. Booth, do you know what the penalty is for an overdue book?"
Brennan: Why? Booth: Nevermind. |
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Passionate Fan
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 3,865
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"I look down to look at my bottom half. I don't need a mirror to do that."
(from LWFTWT) |
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Fan Forum Hero
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 84,597
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My three favorite Luke quotes (in no particular order)
LUKE: Hey, neighbor, the guys next door just ran out of crack to sell, so they sent me over to borrow a cup. Hey, nice place. You put those holes there yourself? (Luke Can See Her Face) EMILY: Hello. I have to go. I’ll see you for dinner tonight, Lorelai. And Luke, I’m sure I’ll see you again soon. What do you think of the Romanovs? LUKE: They probably had it coming. EMILY: A match made in heaven. (Dead Uncles and Vegetables) LORELAI: What are you doing? LUKE: Will you just stand still? (Raincoats and Recipes) |
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Master Fan
Joined: Aug 2004
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"We did not make out. We did not go out. We did nothing that involved the word out."
from Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels |
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Absolute Fan
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 6,216
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Lorelai, this thing we're doing here -- me, you -- I just want you to know I'm in. I am all in"
(Written in the Stars) __________________
** Cat ** ~ Irish Catholic Girl ~ Good on the outside, but BAD on the inside L/S support #1 ~ L/L supporter #20 ~ WYMM Supporters #48 ~ ILY supporter #94 |
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Master Fan
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 21,068
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LORELAI: Have you ever had Mad Cow Disease?
LUKE: Twice last week and my coloring was wonderful. (They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?) |
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Master Fan
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 18,982
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A funny Luke quote:
Luke: Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no." And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no." |
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Passionate Fan
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 3,865
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"Well what can I say. Chicks dig a man with a feminine side." (Double Date)
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Obsessed Fan
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 5,260
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[Luke looks at his hand] "Got a handful of Barbie." (4.13 - Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels)
"Dear God, yes." (5.01 - Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller) "you just keep thinking like you'd think." (5.10 – But Not as Cute as Pushkin ) These are just a few of my favourites. Pam  __________________
"It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men"
"I used to be Snow White - but I drifted" Mae West |
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Extreme Fan
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 2,290
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Two of my favorite exchanges from season 1:
From Kiss and Tell... LUKE: Coffee? (no answer) Aw, come on. Are you mad at me too? I mean, a man can't choose whether or not he wants a picture of a fat, stupid bird on his wall? My God, that's the reason the damn Pilgrims came here in the first place. LORELAI: Luke, I wasn't snubbing you. I didn't hear you and now I'm concerned about you. LUKE: Sorry, just feeling a little persecuted lately. ... LUKE: I'm not gonna say you look concerned. LORELAI: I'm not gonna talk about how good you'd look dressed like one of the guys from 'The Crucible.' LUKE: Fair enough. and... From P.S. I Lo... RORY: Hey, Luke came to the table, does that make him number three? LUKE: No. LORELAI: You don't even know what we're doing. LUKE: The safest answer in anything involving the two of you is no. __________________
Sometimes, the truth hurts. In these situations, I recommend lying. ~~Michael (Burn Notice)
I came by for a visit. The door was locked, so I broke in. ~~Fiona (Burn Notice) |
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