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NoLoRo #10 - Bon Voyage Logan (and Don't Come Back!)
Come discuss your negative feelings about Logan. Logan... Ew...
Definition of the thread: NoLoRo = No Logan and Rory. This is the thread for those who do not support Logan and Rory's relationship. Rules: Bash Rory. Bash Logan. But don't bash Matt or Alexis. They're real people, with real feelings. PARIS: You, Logan Huntzberger, are nothing but a two bit, spoiled, waste of a trust fund. You offer nothing to women or the world in general. If you disappeared from the face of the earth tomorrow, the only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer. LOGAN: (to RORY) Wanna chime in here? RORY: No, I think Paris has got it covered. Reasons: 1) Because he doesn’t love her. 2) Because all they do is have sex; there is no substance to the relationship. 3) Because they are terribly boring. 4) Because Logan is hot (no Jess) but that doesn't make up for his arrogant attitude. 5) Because he's a hedonist and acts like the very idea of him having to work for money is the greatest tragedy in the world. 6) Because he's spoiled rotten. 7) Because he and his friends have a tendency to be very rude to people. 8) Because when he has a problem he just drinks it off. 9) Because he should've known something was up when Rory suggested stealing the yacht and should have refused and asked what was wrong. 10) Because he never tried to comfort her about what his dad said, nor did he confront his dad ever. 11) Because we don't like who Rory is when she's with him. 13) Because Logan is immature, condescending, and way too cocky. 14) Because Logan doesn’t take Rory’s problems seriously 15) Because when we see them ZZZs shortly follow. 16) Because they don't have that deep connection. 17) Because he doesn't understand Rory and Loreli's relationship. 18) Because he would rather buy her off than listen to her problems. 19) Because he says ILY just to solve the problem, not because he means it 20) Because Jess was right, he is a jerk. 21) Because his idea of a joke is stealing from Rory's grandparent's house. 22) Because he's no Dodger. 23) Because their relationship lacks everything except sex. 24) Because they have sex a lot and its still boring. 25) Because he's so vain! 26) Because he's not good for her, he let her drop out of school! 27) Because Jess said 'I love you' why didn't Logan! 28) Because even if Lorelei didn't like Jess, at least he knew how important she was to Rory. 29) Because he treats people like they're beneath him. 30) Because even Rory hated him at first and first impressions never die. 31) Because he only cares about money, sex, and alcohol. 32) Because he doesn't know the real Rory. 33) Because he has buried the real Rory alive and left her to dig herself out. 34) Because he's not man enough to step up to the plate and take over the family business. 35) Because he's not man enough to give up Daddy's money and strike it out on his own. 36) Because Logan's silence gives his consent to Rory's actions, meaning he can be blamed for what she's become 37) Because he isn't confident enough in Rory to trust her. 38) Because he was an unnecessary ass to Jess. 39) Because he just left her in the restaurant. 40) Because "take a cab home" isn't a sweet as it once was. 41) Because at least Jess remembers her birthday. 42) Because Logan is just jealous Jess is doing something. 43) Because Rory & Jess made fun of guys like Logan back in High School 44) Because JESS knows her better than anyone (especially Logan) 45) Because Jess couldn’t done the book without her 46) Because Logan's known Rory for an year & doesn't know anything about her 47) Because it took Jess less than a minute to make Rory open her eyes 48) Because she shouldn't have to baby-sit him when he's drunk 49) Because she shook his arm off! 50) Because he will never fit in her normal life! 51) Because at first Rory meant nothing to him besides of fun... This is not a way to start an everlasting relationship 52) Because "Ace" isn't what we call romantic 53) Because he refers to her as a father would a son 54) Because they got an F in chemistry!!! 55) Because their relationship is not based on reality 56) Because 'fun' doesn't always mean forever. 57) Because their "relationship has never been based on deep talking" ~ASP 58) "Because he's temporary too...have a drink!" 59) Because she told him not to follow her 60) Because she needs to drop the DAR, and he needs to join AA. 61) Because his idea of living life to the fullest is getting drunk. 62) Because you know he's never the designated driver. 63) Because you know he's going to hurl in her car (or on her) one of these day. 64) Because his friends & him are the ONLY people Rory spends time with now, she's less social than before. 65) Because he should've been at least decent to Jess, knowing he was Rory's friend. 66) Because he was going to fool around with Rory at her grandparent's wedding, talk about disrespectful. 67) Because Paris is a NoRoLo too. "YOU!" 68) Because the penguins marched through. (21ITLN) 69) Because the fact that they can make blond-haired, blue-eyed Aryan babies isn't cause for them being together. (HMKTCC) 70) Because Emily & Richard brought in the reverend to exorcise Logan from Rory. 71) Because Logan's day plan with Rory is: Drink, drink, drink, have sex and drink. 72) Because "Dean clings, Logan drinks, and Jess reads Vonnegut" 73) Because his father is a jerk & as the saying goes "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree" 74) Because his family was right. She's not like them...she's better! 75) Because some people are worth fighting for and Logan ISNT one of them 76) Because she is smart and he's a drunk.... not compatible. 77) Because he's great at embarrassing her! 78) Because when she told him she has to see her mother today he said "so blow it off" 79) Because he was an ass to Marty. 80) Because he's a player. 81) Because he hasn't changed. 82) Because they aren't growing together, they're immatureing. 83) Because everything Rory has worked for is lost on him. 84) Because with him Rory's disrespectful to her grandparents. 85) Because with him Rory doesn't have time to read anymore. 86) Because he may have chosen Rory for a serious relationship...but that doesn't mean he was ready for one! 87) Because he turned her life into a 24/7 party 88) Because "Master and Commander" was so chauvinist of him 89) Because thanks to him she wants to be the queen of sloth 90) Because he thinks he is the last cookie in the pack 91) Because he's a jerk with a Porsche 92) Because she can't blame him, but she can dump him 93) Because he's not doing anything, and neither is she while she's with him! 94) Because he doesn't care about her future. 95) Because Christopher knows that Logan is a little weasel. 96) Because Luke was ready to kill him 97) Because he always jumps to conclusions. 98) Because he was mean to the folksinger. 99) Because he called Marty a servant. 100)Because Rory shouldn’t have jumped...he should have alone, without the rope! 101)Because the REAL Rory came back & Logan wasn't around...coincidence? We think not. 102)Because according to ASP, Rory "needs to make some mistakes" & one of those mistakes is Logan! 103)Because he may have money, but he is completely worthless. 104)Because he is the blonde dick at Yale. 105)Because the felon party was riduculous. 106)Because Rory doesn't want to be the queen of the sloths anymore. 107)Because remember the time he called her 'kiddo'? 108)Because even if it is his first real relationship, is he really so dumb he thinks a fight = break up? 109)Because Jess left without a word because he was ashamed, Logan did because he's just an idiot. 110)Because she had to find out it was over from his sister! 111)Because people may have said Dean was a wuss, but he never ran away and let his sister break up with Rory for him.(for all the anti-Narco Sophies) 112)Because they won't be together for the holidays! 113)Bcuase he's the blond dick at Yale 114)Because everything is fixed, "everything but him" 115)Because he cheated on her at least 3 times 116)Because a relationship requires 2 minds, not 1 117)Because since when is Rory a British ****! 118)Because the new Rory deserved to be "crushed" by Mitchum 119)Because the old Rory could've handled it like she did with Headmaster Charleston 120)Because he had the nerve to trash-talk the bridesmaids 121)Because Rory will never grow up with him dragging her down 122)Because Logan isn't a man, he's a snobby party-boy. 123)Because they don't help each other grow as people 124)Because Rory probably loves his lifestyle more than him 125)Because she only forgave him because he almost died, he's too pathetic to redeem himself like Dean or Jess undoubtedly would have. 126)Because their relationship isn't based in the real world 127)Because Logan is "nothing but a two-bit, spoiled, waste of a trust fund". 128)Because Logan "offers nothing to women or the world in general". 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Man, we need to get our first post back up and running... we had 100+ reasons, does anyone have them somewhere-- soulrebel? Or should we start brainstroming again. It won't take long to get back up there again, I'm sure.
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I can think of a few, if no one has the old ones.
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I think starting reasons up again could be good for discussion as well
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Ok well then, these are the ones I can recall off the top of my head:
1) Because he's the blonde dick at Yale 2) Because he didn't care enough to try and get her back into school 3) Because he just sat by and watched as her life fell apart 4) Because everything is fixed, "everything but him" 5) Because he doesn't know the real Rory 6) Because he cheated on her at least 3 times 7) Because a relationship requires 2 minds, not 1 8) Because he was an unecessary ass to Jess 9) Because he called Marty a servant 10) Because Rory hated him at first and first impressions never die 11) Because he's arrogant and condescending 12) Because he stole from Rory's grandparents 13) Because he's irresponsible 14) Because he's immature 15) Because he's jealous 16) Because he's spiled rotten and a complete ingrate 17) Because he is incredibly disrespectful 18) Because he's insenstive 19) Because he's ignorant 20) Because he only helps others when it helps himself 21) Because he's materialistic 22) Because Rory is also the above 9 things when she's with him. 23) Because he whines about the family business but doesn't do anything 24) Because he has no passion 25) Because he has no alternatives to the family business, but still complains 26) Because he's all about sex, money, and alcohol 27) Because he's ignroant enough thinks his life sucks 28) Because he's dumb enough to get drunk before base jumping 29) Because he only helped out at the YDN to win Rory back 30) Because Rory isn't Rory when she's with him 31) Because Rory was raised to be better than she is when she's with him 32) Because they're boring together 33) Because they're both spoiled brats together 34) Because the old Rory used to make fun of guys like Logan in high school 35) Because Lorelai practically winces every time Logan is mentioned 36) Because hypocrisy runs deep in the Huntzberger family 37) Because he's lazy 38) Because Rory has no backbone when she's with him 39) Because he treats her like an object 40) Because he's a womanizer 41) Because he's a hedonist 42) Because he had 7 episodes to help Rory but he didn't. 43) Because he didn't tell her they were borken up 44) Because he treats Rory worse than Dean or Jess ever did 45) Because he gets plastered every night 46) Because he's the stereotypical rich kid 47) Because his idea of living life to the fullest is getting drunk every night (dulling the senses), and occasionally jumping off high place 48) Because he thought he could replace Lorelai for Rory's 21st b-day 49) Because he doesn't know Lorelai, and she's too big a part of Rory's life not to know 50) Because the first ILY came after theft, sex, drinking, and an expensive purse-- deep relationship, huh? 51) Because "Rory and Logan's relationship has never been based on deep talkin'" 52) Because Paris knows Logan is worthless. 53) Because he complains about being a Hunztberger but never hesitates to use it to his advantage 54) Because he loves to name drop 55) Because if he died the only one who'd miss him is his Porsche dealer 56) Because Rory isn't more social when she's with him-- she just blew off her own friends in favor of his. 57) Because he's charming... like the snake in the Garden of Eden 58) Because he has ruined Rory 59) Because Rory will never grow up with him dragging her down 60) Because Logan isn't a man, he's a snobby party-boy. 61) Because Rory gave up her dream and Logan didn't try to convince her not to. 62) Because they don't help each other grow as people 63) Because they have no chemistry 64) Because Rory pulls away when they kiss 65) Because Rory changed who she was for him, he doesn't love her for who she really is. 66) Because Rory probably loves his lifestyle more than him 67) Because there's nothing to love about them 68) Because she only forgave him because he almost died, he's too pathetic to redeem himself like Dean or Jess undoubtedly would have. 69) Because their relationship isn't based in the real world 70) Because their "love" is fake and forced 71) Because Rory is despicable with him. 72) Because his influence on Rory cannot be denied, so he is a big part of the reason she's changed for the worse 73) Because the new Rory deserved to be "crushed" by Mitchum 74) Because the old Rory could've handled it like she did with Headmaster Charleston 75) Because he talks about people behind their backs 76) Because he's a manwhore 77) Because the real Rory wouldn't do the casual sex thing Wow... a lot of those are more anti-Logan, than anti-the relation ship... but hey, he's the key problem, no? Rory's worse but only because of him. __________________
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Because an ugly bag cant buy love
Because he made her cry on the bathroom floor Because since when is Rory a British ****! Because when he put his arm around her in LMHYBR she tried to push him off __________________
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Thanks for the new thread, Kara. I love the title.
Love all the reasons. The blonde dick at Yale is one of my faves too. __________________
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God i cant stand this couple.
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Thanks for the new thread.
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